[VIDEO] Biden Emerges, Demands 'Every Single Operation' for All Girls

It’s one thing to be supremely confident. It’s another thing to be off your crock. But to be supremely confidently off your crock? That’s Vice President Joe Biden. Here he is campaigning today, in fine Biden form.

BIDEN: I want to make this clear so there no misunderstanding anybody. I got a daughter, lost a daughter, got four granddaughters, and Barack has two daughters. We are absolutely — this is to our core — my daughter, and my granddaughters and Barack’s daughters are entitled to every single solitary operation! EVERY SINGLE SOLITARY OPERATION!

Including vasectomies?

Hey Biden, the Onion called. They want their writers back.