TOTUS Stages Coup: Caption Contest Winner (Plus: Photoshops!)

This photo stirred up one of our best caption contests yet.

Here are the caption contest winners, chosen by me, because I can.

Third Place:

He lives in a pineapple under the sea? -Josh

Second Place:

America’s first blank president. -snork

The Winner:

The clothes have no emperor. -chris in Toronto

Now, for the Photoshops. Here’s mine. Submit yours to bryanp — at — pjmedia — dotcom and I’ll post the best ones.