Adventures in The Patriarchy™: #IAmJaneDoe Volume II

Oct 11, 2026 7:39 AM
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Adventures in The Patriarchy™: #IAmJaneDoe Volume II
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Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — progressively defined to include the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.

Rosie comes out swinging for Cornell 7 justice

After America’s most notorious lesbian fled the literal fascism to Ireland following Trump’s re-election, vowing never to return from exile until Democracy™ had been restored, many of us had assumed we would be spared her extremely anti-aesthetic face and regularly issued feminist fatwas at least until the current presidential administration was up.

Rosie, men and women in favor of decency had hoped, would be forever Ireland’s problem from then on, like a problem child whose exhausted parents drop her off at the local orphanage to become a ward of the state.

Unfortunately, Rosie apparently missed the limelight, and is now once again inflicting herself upon the American public — a few weeks ago leading a singalong for Epstein “survivors” and now demanding justice for the alleged rape victim of the Cornell 7.

“If you care about women getting raped, the Cornell 7, every survivor standing behind me, and every child like I was who was sexually abused, you need to use your voice today. You need to get everyone you know out to vote. It’s not that the fascists are coming, the fascists are here. This is an emergency. I will stand with these women until it is all finished and the powerful men end up in prison where they belong, including our president Donald J. Trump”

Related: VIDEO: Rosie O’Donnell Convenes Epstein ‘Survivors’ for Feminist Singalong

What a voluntary participant in a drug-fueled orgy at an Ivy League university frat house, who alchemically morphed into a rape victim after news of her escapades spread around campus like wildfire, presumably in an attempt to salvage her reputation, has to do with Trump is anyone’s guess.

“Orange man bad. I forgot the question.”

Cornell anti-rape protest gets predictably weird 

A hodgepodge of Diversity™ people recently gathered on Cornell campus for protest in favor of the voluntary gangbang participant.

An extremely large BIPOC rallied the protesters in a rousing chant of “and the rapist was you!” which she read off of a notecard. This was apparently too complicated to just memorize.

A listless gender eunuch in a Spider-Man mask and combat boots held a “there are no bystanders to rape” sign while his partner stood next to him in the antifa uniform.

An Asian lady held a “this is feminine rage” sign.

Related: HuffPo Feminist Quits Shaving to Protest for Abortion Rights

In a separate video, another gender eunuch, COVID-masked for safety, led a chant of “tear down the f***ing frats!” followed by a march through the streets to the BLM chant “no justice, no peace!”

What all of this says to me is that these adult children have entirely too much time on their hands for attendees to one of the most prestigious universities in the country.

What it also says to me is that they could really use a Holiday in Cambodia.

So you been to school
 For a year or two
 And you know you've seen it all
 In daddy's car
 Thinkin' you'll go far…
 Well you'll work harder
 With a gun in your back
 For a bowl of rice a day
 Slave for soldiers
 'Til you starve
 Then your head is skewered on a stake
 Now you can go where people are one
 Now you can go where they get things done
 What you need, my son
 Is a holiday in Cambodia
 -Dead Kennedys, Holiday in Cambodia

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