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Lindsay Clancy jurors smitten by defense attorney, disgusted by fellow juror
The boomer Karens on the Lindsay Clancy jury, who apparently had the time of their lives adjudicating the brutal murder of three small children, got treated to a real-life theatrical production of Matlock in the form of defense lawyer Kevin Reddington.
This juror, who couldn’t wait to get in front of a local news crew to share herself with the public, very nearly experiences an on-camera orgasm describing the pleasure she derived from watching Reddington work the courtroom: “His whole demeanor is, was funny. And there was one time whatever he said, I don’t know, but I went [laughing gesture] because he was entertaining. Which was good because we needed some of that.”
Another one chimes in that she was impressed particularly with Reddington’s tender bedside manner vis-à-vis his client: "His compassion towards Lindsay was amazing."
Female Clancy jurors gush over defense attorney Kevin Reddington as "funny" and "entertaining."
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) September 8, 2026
"His compassion towards Lindsay was amazing."
The prosecution had roughly zero chance with these women. pic.twitter.com/XRSnv5wvDS
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On the other hand, the Karens were unanimously none too pleased with the one male party-pooper who rained on their parade.
They successfully “convinced” (henpecked), they reported, three other jurors on the fence into voting not guilty, but they just couldn’t get one unnamed misogynist (American hero) to budge.
Had he been successfully cowed into submission and the jury returned a “not guilty by reason of insanity” verdict, Lindsay Clancy would very plausibly be free as a bird in two shakes of a lamb’s tail, pending an assessment by a trusted mental health professional that she no longer poses any danger to herself or society.
Miraculously cured!
Her strangling-children days are long behind her, and now she’s set to begin her new career as a co-host of The View!
What could have been… if it weren’t for the wrench in the works in the form of one lone misogynist who just couldn’t get over Lindsay Clancy strangling her children one by one in what was an obviously premeditated, meticulously planned murder spree: "He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children."
According to this thoroughbred Karen and fellow juror, the lone holdout who refused to let Lindsay Clancy off "had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children" pic.twitter.com/zoBKnaXIUs
— Thomas Paine Reloaded™ (@BenBartee) September 9, 2026
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“Disabled & chronically ill writer” Kelly, proprietor of disabledginger.com, wants the holdout juror prosecuted for “perjury” over his refusal to cave to the mob of henpecking Karens, alongside whom he was cruelly forced by the state to spend seven days locked in a room, and let Lindsay Clancy go.
You’re not a patriot for refusing to follow the law.
— Kelly (@broadwaybabyto) September 8, 2026
You’re not a patriot when you perjure yourself.
You’re not a patriot when you admit there’s reasonable doubt but refuse to vote accordingly because you want to punish a woman.
This man should be charged. https://t.co/kfl3QEeoD3
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