Examining the deleterious impacts of modern urban culture on the American social fabric and its future prognosis.
Mothers record preposterous social media videos for children’s first days of school
To open the first exhibit of exceptional parenting here, complete with the caption “First day of school and they already on bulls**t,” “don’t f**k wit me!” the first-grader tells the camera, which her mother holds.
“Oh, s**t!” the mother laughs in response, audibly pleased.
“Lemme see ya’ll ice,” the mother instructs the children, referring to their jewelry, which they’re wearing a lot of (to school) for some reason.
The entire two-minute thing is replete with profanity, both from the children and the mother. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, as they say.
Later on, the first-grader flips the bird to the camera at the behest of her mother, who instructs her to give the camera “attitude.”
Then the video cuts to the car ride, wherein the children listen to profanity-laden, mostly unintelligible rap music and flash gang signs.
The first-grader flips the bird again.
Urban mother of the year records children's first day of school pic.twitter.com/1rGzvqFzFp
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) August 14, 2026
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One can’t imagine these kids are destined to excel academically, save for some anomaly of character independent of their clearly dysfunctional upbringing at the hands of their ghetto mother.
Can you imagine the nightmare that would be running a parent-teacher conference with this lady?
At least cops on the beat, when they encounter her (which they almost surely have many times), have the deterrent of a taser and gun, and the concomitant monopoly on state violence, to keep her gutter attitude in check, whereas the teacher just gets thrown to the wolves unarmed.
Next up, we have a pair of schoolchildren holding exorbitant amounts of cash (probably fake) while the person recording, presumably the mother, tells them to “whip it out” and repeatedly says “fur day,” meaning “first day of school.”
The little girl looks like a hostage because she is.
To celebrate the first day of school, urban mother records children holding wads of (probably fake) cash next to her mid-tier sedan for some reason pic.twitter.com/UEk4t7Bigi
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) August 14, 2026
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Finally, we have a black teacher making an emotional selfie video explaining that he has senior students, who are definitely going to end up in college anyway on account of DEI quotas, can’t read or write:
These kids are leaving high school and going to college and they couldn’t fill in four words. Four words. I literally broke down in the middle of class. This is only day two, and I have seniors who simply cannot read and seniors who cannot write. They can reason, they have the ability to defend their reasoning if it’s talking to their homeboys, but applying that to a written text, two paragraphs, they couldn’t do it. Our young black men, our young brown men, our young black girls, and our young brown girls.
High school teacher broke down in tears in class after realizing his students couldn’t read or write:
— My Mixtapez (@mymixtapez) August 12, 2026
“They couldn’t fill in 4 words” pic.twitter.com/f1bpJI13zL
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Of course, there are notable exceptions to the poor performance of BIPOC students in the educational system, which is almost entirely on account of the subculture that places absolutely no value whatsoever on academic achievement.
However, the ones who excel are outliers who, for their efforts, are actively marginalized and ridiculed by their peers.
In my day in public school in Atlanta, their classmates would call such kids who actually tried to learn “Oreos,” meaning they were black on the outside and white on the inside.
I don’t know what smears they endure nowadays, but I don’t imagine they’re any less cruel.
FUR DAY!
