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Techno-Feminism Meets Its Match
The “Tea App,” although this little cancerous monstrosity has been around the internet since 2023, recently exploded in popularity, rocketing to #1 on the Apple App Store.
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What is the Tea’s function?
In a long-winded explanation that could be boiled down to “we dox men on the internet and gossip about them, maligning and libeling them without any opportunity to defend themselves,” the developers explain their vision, via teaforwomen.com (emphasis added):
Tea is on a mission to revolutionize dating safety* by equipping women with cutting-edge tools, real-time insights, and a powerful community to navigate the modern dating world with confidence and control.
At its core, Tea is built on one fundamental belief: Women should never have to compromise their safety* while dating.
With features like Reverse Image Search to catch catfish, Phone Number Lookup to check for hidden marriages, and Background Checks to uncover criminal records, Tea ensures that women have the information they need before meeting someone new.
Beyond safety tools, Tea fosters the largest women’s group chat in the U.S., where users share experiences, anonymous dating reviews, and support.
Tea has helped over 1,700,000 women make safer* dating decisions which has propelled Tea to as high as #1 on the app store. Tea has an app rating of 4.8 out of 5 across over 70,000 ratings on app stores making it the highest rated app in the dating category.
Tea donates 10% of their profits to the National Domestic Violence Hotline.
Dating should feel safe*, informed, and empowering—and Tea is here to make that a reality.
*Note the emphasis throughout on “safety” — the obsession with which being of the enduring legacy of the feminization of society: safety as the paramount objective, superseding any other concerns like privacy or freedom.
(Safetyism was one of the driving forces behind the COVID hysteria, for the record; almost all of the videos we saw of shoppers or subway riders getting henpecked for not wearing masks were of menopausal liberal white women—the main demographic of modern feminism)
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In the grandest of ironies, recently, the undefeated incels of the notorious internet forum 4Chan managed to get their hands on the raw user information, including headshots of the women signing up for the app required during the onboarding process.
Via 404 Media (emphasis added):
Users from 4chan claim to have discovered an exposed database hosted on Google’s mobile app development platform, Firebase, belonging to the newly popular women’s dating safety app Tea. Users say they are rifling through peoples’ personal data and selfies uploaded to the app, and then posting that data online, according to screenshots, 4chan posts, and code reviewed by 404 Media. In a statement to 404 Media, Tea confirmed the breach also impacted some direct messages but said that the data is from two years ago.
Tea, which claims to have more than 1.6 million users, reached the top of the App Store charts this week and has tens of thousands of reviews there. The app aims to provide a space for women to exchange information about men in order to stay safe, and verifies that new users are women by asking them to upload a selfie…
The 4chan post includes a photo of four women’s drivers’ licenses that the 4chan user said they redacted. But comments in the 4chan thread indicate that many more photos of Tea users have been exposed, with one person claiming they have downloaded thousands. We’ve also seen 4chan users share dozens of photos of women they claim they downloaded from the database, which all share the same image dimensions and file naming format we saw in the file list in the exposed Google Firebase bucket.
Let’s just say the gynocracy wasn’t sending its best and brightest over to the Tea app.
🚨 LMAO! The Tea app, which is meant for women to dox and “rate” men who they go on dates with, has been HACKED
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) July 25, 2025
And the women using the app look EXACTLY as you’d expect them to look 🤣
This is an evil app meant to destroy men’s lives. These women are all co-conspirators. pic.twitter.com/u8iLRbyySa
