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Shower Time With Dad: Ashley Biden Almost Gives the Game Away at DNC!

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The DNC, defender of Democracy™, has a truly delicate balance to strike at its convention. It must simultaneously celebrate the alleged president who was ousted in a palace coup while coronating his replacement as the party leader — and it has a mere three days to make the transition.

Accordingly, the Brandon entity was given the first day of the convention, which is devoted to worship of his excellency, before pivoting to the Kamala entity in the next days. To that end, they brought out Lady Dr. (not a doctor) Jill to tell probably untrue stories about her heroic husband. She was followed by Ashley Biden.

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As Ashley’s speech began, I got a fleeting sensation during the prologue that she might be about to monologue about what Joe did to her in the shower. "I have this memory. It’s the eve of my eighth birthday,…" she began.

Uh oh!

You might recall Ashley’s leaked diary, now confirmed, in which she recalled her father showering with her “at a young age,” noting that it probably contributed to her mental health issues. Somehow, she missed that in her recollection of her father as a “girl dad”:

I have always been boy crazy. Hyper-sexualized @ a young age…I remember somewhat being sexualized with [a family member]; I remember having sex with friends @ a young age; showers w/my dad (probably not appropriate).

Alas, there was to be no revelation at the convention, as she took things in a different, more PG direction. Instead of shower smut with Daddy, she pivoted to some nonsense about how great Joe Biden is for women — what a wonderful respecter of women he is.

Via The Independent (emphasis added):

Ashley Biden, the president’s youngest child, recalled her father’s support for her as an independent woman growing up, calling him the “OG girl dad.”

“Joe Biden is the OG girl dad,” she said. “He told me I could be anything, and I could do anything.”

Together, the two women depicted the president as a relentless champion of women who, in the end, had made the decision to step aside to enable his female vice president to rise to the top of the ticket.

“He wasn't just a girl dad. I could see that he valued and trusted women,” Ashley Biden said, with strong emphasis on the final word.

“How he listened to his mother. How he believed in his sister. And, most of all, how he respected my mother’s career.”

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You might recall that the corporate state media memory-holed a highly credible rape allegation — in the middle of #MeToo hysteria, mind you — against the great respecter of women, Joe Biden, after which his accuser was forced to flee to Russia for safety amid concerns for her life.

Via The Guardian:

Tara Reade, a former Senate staffer who in 2020 accused Joe Biden of sexual assault, has said she had defected to Russia.

“I’m still kind of in a daze a bit but I feel very good,” Reade told Sputnik, a Russian press outlet supportive of President Vladimir Putin, while sitting with Maria Butina, a convicted Russian agent jailed in the US but now a member of parliament in Russia.

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