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In a hilarious 1996 episode of The Simpsons, evil reptilian aliens Kang and Kodos dress up as Bob Dole and Bill Clinton and run for president by way of taking over Earth. Homer arrives in the nick of time to reveal that the candidates are really horrifying monsters. As the crowd screams, one of the aliens cries triumphantly: “It’s true! We are aliens! But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system! You have to vote for one of us!” The crowd murmurs disconsolately: “He’s right! It is a two-party system!” (h/t Derek Grisard)
Many of us feel the show was an uncanny prediction of the election we’re in right now. So I have nothing but compassion and understanding for #NeverTrumpers like Wall Street Journal columnist Bret Stephens, who wrote a column this week entitled “My Former Republican Party”:
I grew up with parents who liked the old line that they didn’t leave the Democratic Party—the Democratic Party left them…. Now it’s my turn to watch the Republican Party drift away.
Stephens expresses his wholly understandable disappointment in the Trumpian GOP’s abandonment of free trade, generosity toward immigrants, a muscular foreign policy and an insistence on decency and character.
Yet if Trump is Kang, I can’t help but feel that Kodos is still much worse.
This week the Journal revealed that Clinton crony Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe— no stranger to suspicious fund-raising irregularities — funneled more than half a million dollars to the unsuccessful state senate campaign of the wife of FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe. McCabe, whom the Journal describes as FBI Director James Comey’s “right-hand man,” was deeply involved in the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s email server — an investigation that found Mrs. Clinton in clear violation of the law but unindictable because… well, just because. Fortunately, Mr. McCabe has investigated himself and found himself completely innocent of any wrongdoing!
What makes this even more disgusting is the FBI and the Justice Department’s decision to convict retired four star Marine Corps General James Cartwright, a hero with a storied career, who lied about sharing some classified information with reporters in an attempt to protect other information he deemed more important. Cartwright is facing up to five years in the slammer. As U.S. Attorney Rod Rosenstein said: “People who gain access to classified information after promising not to disclose it must be held accountable when they willfully violate that promise.”
Wow.
Add to this, a top story in the New York Times, a former newspaper, saying our blandly sinister Attorney General Loretta Lynch is unhappy with her department’s failure to bring charges against the police who arrested Eric Garner. Garner, you’ll remember, was busted for selling illegal cigarettes, and died after an arresting officer put a chokehold on him. Thus:
The Justice Department has replaced the New York team of agents and lawyers investigating the death of Eric Garner, officials said, a highly unusual shake-up that could jump-start the long-stalled case and put the government back on track to seek criminal charges.
Federal authorities have been investigating whether officers violated Mr. Garner’s civil rights in his fatal encounter with the police. But the case had been slowed by a dispute because federal prosecutors and Federal Bureau of Investigation officials in New York opposed bringing charges, while prosecutors with the Civil Rights Division at the Justice Department in Washington argued there was clear evidence to do so.
In other words, if you don’t get the politically correct decision you want, fire the investigators. It stinks — almost as badly as the Clinton investigation and the Cartwright conviction. But then what do you expect of the administration — and the party — that gave us the first attorney general ever to be held in contempt of Congress for his stubborn cover-ups of obvious incompetence and wrongdoing?
Where once the Democrat Party called for jail time for men like Donald Segretti, a Nixon political operative who did four months for some silly dirty campaign tricks, today they shrug off verified reports that Clinton operatives incited violence at Trump rallies and pulled off nasty stunts at the instigation of the candidate herself. Why should such nonsense even make the news, when journalists have given a pass to a corrupt IRS, a corrupted FBI, and a Justice Department with no commitment to justice?
If, as Stephens writes, the Trumpian GOP has lost track of its principles, the Democratic Party has no principles left to lose. It is filthy to its core — and at that core is Hillary Clinton. In the end, she’s the one they’re protecting. She’s the one it’s all about. And she’s the one this dirty bureaucracy will gladly serve if she wins the White House.
Donald Trump may be no prize as a candidate or a human being, but at least he is not sitting at the heart of the party that has corrupted even our highest instruments of law and justice. Better the devil who does not know the devils we know.
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