Obama Family
—apologies to “The Addams Family” and its theme song

They’re racist and reclusive,
Their records are elusive,
Media praise? Effusive—
Obama Family.

Their house is closed to touring
The high life they’re preferring
Their contempt is enduring
Obama Family.

(Rude)
(Crude)
(Fat Food)

The economy’s crawlin’
The debt roof’s gonna fall in
Contemplate the appallin’
Obama Family.