Happy Monday!
Yeah, that didn't even sound good in my head, but I tried it anyway.
Saturday marked the end of a quarter century of Halloween parties thrown by two old friends. They're moving to Texas next year, and they aren't even taking the party with them. I'm now officially out of excuses to dress up for Halloween.
Want to help me come up with some new ones?
See you at 3 p.m. Eastern so we can hammer out a solution to this most pressing problem.
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