If there was a bigger story this weekend than Tesla attacks, I don't know what it is. But I'm also writing this with a glass of wine — not the first, not the last — on Sunday evening while doomscrolling X for Tesla attack videos.
A guy's gotta have a hobby.
But I promise to bone up on the news (heh, I said "bone") in plenty of time for today's Five O'Clock Somewhere.
See you then — can't wait.
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