On this week’s Florida Man Friday, we have the worst “I love you” on record, how not to stash your meth, and the return of the Swamp Thing.
P.S. Sorry I missed last week. Friday morning, I tried putting a Philips head drill bit through the meaty part of my hand — and very nearly succeeded. There was blood, a clinic nurse, a tetanus shot, but no stitches. No alcohol or drugs were involved, or I’d have a Colorado Man story of my own.