Insanity Wrap: How to Spot a Groomer With This 1 Weird Trick

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Groomer teachers following the clinical definition of grooming is the big crazy on Insanity Wrap — an entire week’s worth of lefty nuttiness wrapped up in one easy-to-swallow medicated news capsule.



  • CNN tries to find a Liz Cheney supporter in Wyoming, fails
  • A pox by any other name would feel as itchy
  • Will Nancy Pelosi start WWIII while making insider stock trades?

Before we get to today’s big story, here’s a short video to make you lose whatever little faith you might still have in humanity.

This Is Not a Sane World, Exhibit #1,000,006

As one Twitter user explained, “This guy is an idiot. His genius two-step plan: Step 1, keep secrets from parents with students; Step 2, broadcast said plan on Internet.” [Edited lightly for clarity.]

Bonus: Today’s opening clip dovetails right into today’s main topic — grooming groomers who groom groomingly — so let’s get right to it.

Groomers Gotta Groom

Grooming Groomers Gotta Groom
The Clinical Steps To Grooming Kids Match Exactly How They’re Being Taught In Schools

It’s easy to spot a groomer. Just look for the people doing what groomers do.

The most common tactics groomers employ are cultivating a positive reputation within a community, introducing sexualized topics or imagery to kids, isolating them from their parents, and encouraging them to keep secrets, experts told the Daily Caller. Each of these red flags have manifested themselves in classroom policies or public programs for children across America in recent years.

“I can’t think of too many times where I would think that an unrelated person should say, ‘Don’t say this to your parents,’” Daniel Pollack, professor at the Wurzweiler School of Social Work at Yeshiva University, told the Daily Caller.

“This is extremely dangerous and an immense violation of the rights of parents to know what’s happening to their children. It opens up kids to manipulation, indoctrination and abuse.”


“These rituals,” evolutionary biologist Colin Wright wrote for the Wall Street Journal in February, “take advantage of people’s confusion and compassion to achieve compliance.”

Of all the ways the Left has come up with to break up the nuclear family, weaponizing sex for use against children is easily the most sordid.

The best part about being a grownup is the ability to live your life, your way. But the hard and fast rule has always been that you don’t get to groom kids. They’re vulnerable, and they have their own lives to figure out.

And when it comes to grooming other people’s kids, either these groomers back off — or the backlash is going to be ugly.

That’s a prediction, by the way, and not an endorsement. But it seems everybody but the groomers can see it coming.

Recommended: Will Kyrsten Sinema Choose Her Country or Her Party?

Before We Continue, Here’s a Short Video to Restore Your Faith in Everything…

CNN can’t find a Liz Cheney supporter in Wyoming.

It would take a heart of stone not to laugh.

Spoiler: It Isn’t Complicated

The campaign to rename monkeypox gets complicated

Originally, we couldn’t call monkeypox “monkeypox” because that was somehow racist. Now we can’t call monkeypox “monkeypox” because it has anti-gay connotations.


So it’s getting a new name:

A subcommittee of the ICTV that is responsible for revising the names of the various poxvirus species is in the process of finalizing a proposal for new binomial names for all the poxviruses. Within the next month or two the proposed names will be circulated to the poxvirus research community for feedback before being finalized by next June, the ICTV’s deadline for this work.

When that process is completed, monkeypox is very likely going to become Orthopoxvirus monkeypox.

You know what people will call Orthopoxvirus monkeypox?

They’ll call it monkeypox.

Quote of the Week

It makes more sense if, like the alleged Vice President and her speechwriter, you take a bong hit first.

Previously On Insanity Wrap: How Not to Catch Monkeypox for Dummies

The Craziest Person in the World (This Week)

Here Are All The Latest Taiwan Headlines

I’m feeling like the craziest person in the world (this week).

Last week I joked on Twitter that one time I’d pitched “a techno-thriller where Nancy Pelosi starts WWIII in the Pacific while making insider stock trades on margin, but the editor rejected it as too outlandish.”


Now we have a game of military chicken brewing over and around Taiwan as Pelosi begins her visit there.

The situation is so tense and there are so many jets in the air and warships at sea and ballistic missiles at the ready that Zero Hedge rounded up all the headlines…

…into a really long post of almost nothing but headlines. If you dig into the meat of each story, there’s enough to chew on all day.

On the plus side, maybe the world will have ended by then.

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One More Thing…

That’s a Wrap for this week.

Come back next week for another Insanity Wrap…

…assuming we make it that long.


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