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Florida Man eats own fingerprints, gets ID’d anyway:

Kenzo Roberts, 20, was arrested Thursday after deputies for the Lee County Sheriff’s Office, spotted a 2015 Mercedes that had been reported stolen.

Investigators quickly discovered Roberts was using a fake ID, and was carrying a concealed firearm and three fraudulent credit cards, according to the department’s Facebook page.

Roberts was placed in the back of patrol car.

While he was waiting, disturbing surveillance video shows that he didn’t want to get fingered for the crime — so he started chewing off his fingerprints.

The tape shows Roberts gnawing at his fingertips, swallowing the flesh and rubbing his hands against a cage in the back, WPTV reports.

You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?