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This year’s Oscar-nominee goodie bags were filled with the usual assortment of high-end goodies, trips, and vouchers. But you’ll never believe which item had the highest price tag:

The most highly valued item in this year’s bag, according to the press release from Distinctive Assets, the bag’s creator, is a $20,000 gift certificate to have Enigma Life founder Olessia Kantor fly out to meet with each nominee “to discuss their 2015 horoscope, analyze dreams and teach them mind control techniques.”

You’d be hard pressed to prove to me that our modern American celebrity class is any more vapidly self-indulgent than any other throughout history, but it sure feels like they must be.

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