Don't Eat the Yellow Snow, Either

How bad have things gotten in the Hopenchange Era? “Don’t eat strange feces” is now considered solid advice:

Not sure about you but I nearly fell out of my chair giggling when I saw NY anchor Errol Lewis mouth what has to be the most side-splitting Ebola tip of the decade:

“Blood, mucus, feces, semen. Now if you came across some strange mucus or feces out there on the or subway or anywhere else, don’t eat it.”

Not My Kind of Soft-Serve

What’s the opposite of “I’ll be in my bunk?”