What. EVER.

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Ladies and gentlemen, your Secretary of Health and Human Services. You’ll have to squint your ears to hear what she’s saying in second clip, but it’s worth the effort.

If you couldn’t make it out, she’s begging, “Don’t do this to me.”

What about the rest of us, Madam Secretary?