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Friday Night Videos

I first become aware of this 1988 song -- and Leonard Cohen -- in the 1990 Christian Slater vehicle, Pump Up the Volume. If you don't mind your humor scatological and you don't mind your truth-to-power messages a little obvious, then it's a teen movie that's held up better than most over nearly a quarter century. And no, I'm not remembering the movie so fondly only because of 20-year-old Samantha Mathis with her hair black, and getting totally and gratuitously topless at the 1:13:56 mark.

Not only.

It's impossible to convey my disappointment that long-ago summer when I picked up the soundtrack, only to find it featured an inferior Concrete Blonde cover of "Everybody Knows." They even cut out the best, most bitter lines from this incredibly bitter song. The second half of the fifth verse is missing:

And everybody knows that the plague is coming

Everybody knows that it's moving fast

Everybody knows that the naked man and woman

Are just a shining artifact of the past

Everybody knows the scene is dead

But there's gonna be a meter on your bed

That will disclose

What everybody knows

Brutal stuff, and I don't know why an alt-goth band like CB would leave that out.

So instead just sit back and enjoy Cohen's original in all its dark and unedited glory.