His Contract Didn't Have a No-Compete Clause?

Senior management of a certain global organization wasn't happy with one of the lower-level execs, and let him know:

In page after scathing page, they described how he:

* DIDN'T answer his phone when they called

* FAILED to turn in his expense reports

* IGNORED meetings and

* REFUSED time and again to carry out orders.

Most of all, they claimed he had failed to carry out a single spectacular operation, despite the resources at his disposal.

The kicker? The letter came from al Qaeda and was sent to international terrorist Moktar Belmoktar. He quit, started his own splinter cell, and in short order managed to kill more than a hundred people.