You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Here’s your headline of the day: President Obama Praises Self for Ending War in Iraq on Bloodiest Day of the Year in That Country.

That’s from Jake Tapper who asks, “Is it bad timing or irrelevant?”

Neither, Jake — it’s a big, fat lie.

President Obama didn’t end squat. He followed the Status of Forces agreement, to the letter, negotiated by President Bush’s State Department. Obama put his name on somebody else’s homework, and now is trying to take credit for it.

And you know the worst part? The teacher graded it a D.

“Hey, look at this D, everybody! I earned it all by myself!”

Now that’s your real headline of the day.