Van Jones is Your Daddy

You ought to know the drill by now — I watch the Sunday shows with a pitcher of somethin-somethins, and report the absurd results back to you as Hair of the Dog. I swear to you, that between Joe Biden and Terry Moran, Bloody Mary shot out of my tear ducts yesterday morning.

Anyway, I fact-checked the Vice President’s ass and called Moran out for parroting DNC talking points — and will somebody please pass me the Visine?

BONUS: I get the last word, hopefully ever, on Rick Santorum.