This Close to Self-Deporting

On Sundays, I watch the talking heads shows. On Mondays, you get a little Hair of the Dog. What’s in it for me, you ask? Endless entertainment and cheap thrills!

This week we’ve got the Newt implosion, the Bob Schieffer happy dance, the return of Jake Tapper, and Austan Goolsbee joining the Media-Government Complex.

But just in case- would you mind getting me a little something-something from off the top shelf?