I Read the News Today, Oh Boy

Here’s the story you’re least likely to care about today:

Human rights groups plan protests worldwide on Wednesday to mark the 10th anniversary of the opening of the U.S. military detention camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, organizers said.

Demonstrators in Washington including Amnesty International and the Center for Constitutional Rights will rally at the White House and then march to the Capitol and Supreme Court, an Amnesty International spokeswoman said. Several hundred protesters are expected.

Silly protestors. Don’t they know we closed Gitmo almost three years ago? I distinctly remember that lot.