A Newly Headless Chicken Doesn't Flop Around This Much

HP: We might just bring back the TouchPad tablet we cancelled a couple weeks ago after only 49 days on the market.

HP also might — or might not be! — spinning off its PC business. Or perhaps selling it to another company. Or not. HP might — or might not! — sell webOS to an interested party, unless it just kills it off. Whatevs.

This is a company in serious and rapid decline.