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Top Ten Horror Movies or Things That Can Get You Fired From National Public Radio

10. Making bigoted comments in a public forum.

9. Creature from the Black Lagoon.

8. Disparaging management.

7. Resident Evil.

6. Being nervous around Muslims.

5. The Descent.

4. Excessive tardiness.

3. Play Misty for Me.

2. Gettin’ all uppity.

1. Arachnophobia (tie)