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The Reek of Desperation

So Andy Griffith is the new pitchman for Obamacare? You can imagine how he got selected.

White House Drone #1: "We're really not polling well in the South. Lots of vulnerable seats."

White House Drone #2: "And we need to hold on to Florida and Virginia, at least, if we're still going to have jobs in 2013."

White House Drone #1: "Who do dumb crackers like and trust?"

White House Drone #2: "Maybe that race car guy?"

White House Drone #1: "Too expensive."

White House Drone #2: "Andy Griffith!"

White House Drone #1: "Pretty sure he's dead."

White House Drone #2: "I'll make some calls."

Sounds about right to me.