An Open Letter
Dear Mr. President,
You can't create any jobs. And talking constantly about jobs you can't create makes you look ineffective -- so let's cut that out before we even get started, OK?
But the private sector, the real economy, can and will create jobs. All you have to do is... sit there. Stop taxing, stop regulating, and stop imposing. Just get out of the way, and, to put it in language you'll understand, you'll see a thousand flowers bloom.
Then I suppose you can get back to screwing everything up.