Leave Them Kids Alone

Here’s the latest headline mashup off of Drudge. (Screencap at the end of this post.)

‘I hope you’ll all wash your hands a lot’…

‘I’m working hard to fix up your classrooms’…

‘Protect our environment’…

‘There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn’t fit in’…

The problem is becoming less that the President wants to play Daddy to my kid, and more that he’s becoming a really annoying nag. A wimp-daddy, to coin an awful phrase. South Park’s Mr. Mackey, in other words.

So just wash your hands, mmmkay?