It’s a pretty typical April here in Monument, Colorado. Which means that between about right now and midday Saturday, we’re expected to get between 19 and 31 inches of snow. The useless wet, heavy kind, just in case you were entertaining any thoughts of hitting the slopes.
So as a personal favor to me, I’d like to ask everyone to idle your cars for no good reason, release a bunch of CFC into the air, and leave your lights on, your fridge door open, and maybe turn on a bunch of hair dryers all at once.
Thank you for your cooperation. And could you aim all those hair dryers at my driveway?