Noted supporter of lefty causes, The New York Times, is threatening to shut down The Boston Globe unless the paper’s union rolls over and plays dead.
Other threats we’re hoping to dodge:
North Korea promises “swift retaliation” against American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi.
Jimmy Carter threatens to move to Venezuela.
Lucy Pinder says: “I won’t give in until there are more free topless pictures of me on the internet, you bastards!”
We’ll keep you posted on these developing issues.