Cash That Check Before Friday

It’s official — Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee for the office of President of the United State of America. The only real surprise was this:

Clinton’s call for Obama to be approved by acclamation – midway through the traditional roll call of the states – was the culmination of a painstaking agreement worked out between the two camps to present a unified front, and will cost the Obama campaign twelve million dollars to cover her debts.

There’s a small chance I made up that last bit. But there’s a better chance that I’m being all “fake but accurate.”