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Seven Random Parental Observations

That Prairie Dawn is wound too tight. Every time I load up Drudge, I expect to see her photo with the caption "Kills Four, Self, on Sesame Street."

Singing dinosaurs? A license to print money.

You've got to hide fast when the count goes "two, seven, eight, here come!"

Toddler skulls are at the exact same height as dining room table corners. This fact may be the leading cause of heart attacks in the 24-40 age group.

Thirty pounds of child weighs at least twice as much as thirty pounds of groceries.

Lego: Cool 30 years ago, still cool now.

They also help teach Daddy to share.