For the Record

The big story in my neck of the woods is this, unfortunately:

A Colorado Springs lawmaker apologized today for calling unmarried pregnant teen mothers and their fathers as “sluts” who should be “ashamed” of themselves.

I just want people to know that not everyone in the Colorado Springs area is some kind of judgmental Christian fundamentalist with a big mouth. In fact, it is my considered opinion that easy teenage girls are one of this great nation’s most treasured natural resources.

UPDATE: Less snarky reply here.