MSNBC reports that Dennis Kucinich is taking himself out of the race for the Democratic nomination for the office of the President of the United States of America.
The prestigious VodkaPundit news service is sending reporters out to every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in America to get detailed reactions from concerned voters across the land.
Godspeed, Dennis. Or as George Will quoted Aristotle referencing Pericles talking smack to a Spartan ambassador whose name is lost in the mists of time, “Dennis who?”
UPDATE: Analysts from the VodkaPundit News Service’s crack What Does It All Mean Squad agree on one thing. People with “I Want to Believe” posters in their cubicles will now be forced to switch their support to Ron Paul.
CORRECTION: The previous sentence should read, “People with ‘I Want to Believe‘ posters in their cubicles will now be forced to support Ron Paul, if they don’t already.”
We regret the error.
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