Car Talk

One of the guys at AutoWeek’s comments board came up with a great idea: “Slogans Automakers Should Have Used.”

Here are three from the original guy to get you started:

The New 5-Series: We fixed the E39 until it broke.

Corvette Convertible: Tans your bald spot faster.

Aston Martin DB9: Yes, this car will get you laid.

I’d add these:

Hyundai: It’ll get you there – eventually.

Mercedes: So complicated, not even Germans can work them.

Plymouth: Why aren’t you buying Dodge?

Feel free to add your own.