One of the guys at AutoWeek’s comments board came up with a great idea: “Slogans Automakers Should Have Used.”
Here are three from the original guy to get you started:
The New 5-Series: We fixed the E39 until it broke.
Corvette Convertible: Tans your bald spot faster.
Aston Martin DB9: Yes, this car will get you laid.
I’d add these:
Hyundai: It’ll get you there – eventually.
Mercedes: So complicated, not even Germans can work them.
Plymouth: Why aren’t you buying Dodge?
Feel free to add your own.