A Sloppy Ode to Democracy

“You can’t invade Iraq, you imperialistic bastards!”

“So what if Iraq had free elections? A Shi’ite won!”

The modern anti-warrior’s brain is so twisted, that it is capable of holding those two thoughts at once. Let me explain the contradiction, to those too wrapped up in Bush hatred to see it.

Look: Democracy sucks. 58 million voters here hate the fact that the Bushies got 61 million votes