I’ll be kicking things off here during the keynote speech in just a little bit, with a very large burrito and a couple of Dos Equis. Then I’ll hit the martinis. Hard.

I do it because I love you.


When Mr. Green said “you,” he was speaking to his bottle of Absolut Citron, not to any particular reader or readers. He regrets if any hearts were set inadvertently aflutter.