Make It Snappy, Soldier

Will somebody please tell John Kerry that if he wants to be Commander-in-Chief, he’s got to look like one?

That’s the worst salute I’ve seen since the first days of the Clinton presidency, but Bill got it right after very little coaching. And he never even served in the military.

What’s Kerry’s excuse?

CORRECTION

The headline to this story should have read, “Reporting for Doody.” We apologize for the error.