You can't make this stuff up:
Spurred to action by last week's bombing of the U.N. headquarters in Baghdad, the Security Council today unanimously approved a resolution aimed at protecting U.N. staff and humanitarian workers.
I know the story is beyond satire, but I'm about half a martini before bedtime -- so let's give it a shot.
Hey, Ba'ath Party murdering bastards, remember the organization that passed all those resolutions against you, then did everything it could to prevent those resolutions from being enforced? Well, now they got another one, and this time they still don't mean it.
World peace to follow shortly.