An Open Letter to the Republican Party

Hey, kids!

Bravo on the whole election thing Tuesday. Good effort, historical first, well done, and all that. You hustled more than the other guys, you picked some smart candidates, you spoke out when you needed to, and, more importantly, for once you kept quiet when quiet was called for. All of us out here got a little tired of yelling after that Wellstone thing, ya know?

Anyway