[Ed. Note: This piece was originally written in 1991. It has been updated through the years with the names of various girlfriends and significant others, but remains otherwise unchanged. Good for a much-needed laugh while you watch your retirement savings melt away. Enjoy. P.S. Yes, I was trying much harder back then to be Dave Barry.]
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Steve launched VodkaPundit on a well-planned whim in 2002, and has been with PJ Media since its launch in 2005. He served as one of the hosts of PJTV, a pioneer in internet broadcasting. He also cohosts "Right Angle" with Bill Whittle and Scott Ott at BillWhittle.com. He lives with his wife and sons in the wooded hills of Monument, Colorado, where he enjoys the occasional adult beverage.
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