Here are a few more military secrets I’m willing to share with Saddam Hussein:
The US Army has many fine Main Battle Tanks.
They can offload from RO/RO ships in a big ol’ hurry.
They don’t carry enough gas to reach Baghdad, but we have fuel trucks, too.
Some of our airplanes have very smart bombs.
Our airplanes are the ones with the five-pointed stars on them.
You’ll see lots of activity at various US ports a few weeks before we invade your ass.
Oh, look for rail activity in eastern Turkey, too.
Your days are numbered, boy-o.
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Right up there with the Pentagon Papers, wouldn’t you agree?
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