How to Mark the Fourth

So the atheist half-Jew is going over to the All-American In-Laws (whose Baptist father works for the Moslem Saudis) to celebrate Independence Day — by eating home-grilled Mexican food with some Belgian beer and Australian wine, then watching Chinese fireworks.

That’s as fine a tribute to this country as I can think of on a day off.

And don’t think I’m being ironic when I say, God bless America, and you, too.