He’s not surfing… he’s logged off! He has ceased to blog! He’s gone and left from Blogger.com! Bereft of content, he reads in peace. His link has now slid off of the History file! If you hadn’t have linked him to your page there, he’d be pushing zero content! He’s kicked the bit-bucket! He’s shuffled off his blogrolling file, run down his updates, and joined the bleeding Bloghalla! This… is an ex-weblog!
If I need to explain to you why this is funny, then you need to read the whole thing. If I don’t need to explain it, then you really, really want to read the whole thing.