A Helping Mouth

As you can see by the highly detailed, professional annotations to this fire map, my liquor cabinet is quite safe.

That blue arrow pointing from Hayman towards the southwest Denver burbs is the direction the fire is going. I’m that arrow safely down south in Colorado Springs.

Diana, if you need someone to look after your wine while you’re staying at a motel in Kansas or wherever, I’d be happy to help. In fact, if there are any good Napa Cabernets or Carneros Pinot Noirs, I’ll drive up and fetch them myself.

Through the fire, if need be.