A bloated Kennedy has been found guilty in the death of a woman more than a quarter century ago.
No, Teddy is still dropping trou at your finer cocktail parties and Mary Jo’s family has never seen justice. But, damnit, we finally nailed cousin Michael Skakel to the wall. The bastard faces life in prison for the 1975 beating death of Martha Moxley.
Think Skakel really did it? As Dave used to say, “Does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?”
Dave was also found of saying, “If Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen, he’d be President today.”
You puzzle out that one.