Funny Or Sad? Yes!
NZ Bear has an important list of Do's and Don't's for incoming freshmen (sounds like some sort of human artillery attack) at SFSU.
Frankly, I support the University in its efforts to stamp out Celine Dion worship, but this rule where you can't call a stupid hippie a "stupid hippie" has got to go.
Check it out.
https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2002/5/29/funny-or-sad-yes/