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You Really Have to Squint to See the Silver Lining

Why are we pulling out of the Philippines already?

Because, says Sarge, we’ve completed the mission. And the mission did not include rescuing a couple of kidnapped missionaries.

Look at the bright side: In the old days, didn’t the locals just eat the missionaries? Whomever knows I’d be ready to kill anyone trying to put shirts on the native girls and limit me and the VodkaFianc