Sometimes a Cigar Is Just a Cigar

Speaking today in Miami, President Bush laid down some tough conditions before he’ll consider removing trade sanctions on Cuba:

All political prisoners must be released, although there may be an exception granted should Gloria Estefan ever be captured alive.

Hold free and fair elections, with no jokes about Florida.

A personal apology from Fidel Castro to First Brother Neil, for having once called him “the Andrew Ridgely of the Bush clan.”

Get a shave, man.

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Sometimes, it’s just too damn easy.

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