Speaking today in Miami, President Bush laid down some tough conditions before he’ll consider removing trade sanctions on Cuba:
All political prisoners must be released, although there may be an exception granted should Gloria Estefan ever be captured alive.
Hold free and fair elections, with no jokes about Florida.
A personal apology from Fidel Castro to First Brother Neil, for having once called him “the Andrew Ridgely of the Bush clan.”
Get a shave, man.
Sometimes, it’s just too damn easy.