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Do They Make One With A Middle Finger?

The Rant List is fed up, too.

When Arafat does die, my plan is to videotape myself dancing in the streets waving a big yellow foam finger with “#1” printed on it, chanting “USA! USA!” and firing shots into the air. I’ll send them the video with the hopes that Hamas will view it, and take a moment to ask themselves “Why do they hate us? Maybe we ought to re-examine our policies?”

I’ll never be able to look at giant foam fingers the same way again — and for the first time ever, I want to own one.

You know, just in case.